if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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