Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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