so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
my being single is dangerous.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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