I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i dont even know how to be here
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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