dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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