Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Just cropdusted the office
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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