sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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