do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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