We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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