Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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