youre lurking in front of me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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