It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You're a waste of cheezeits
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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