just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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