i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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