This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
