Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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