are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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