i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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