a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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