The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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