So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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