brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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