Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
