so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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