Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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