I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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