i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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