Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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