I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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