how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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