So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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