that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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