he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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