wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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