I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i love accidental penises.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Drake has all the answers
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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