...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm going to jail i love you
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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