I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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