but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Boobs speak an international language.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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