I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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