She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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