i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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