just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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