Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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