I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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