im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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