i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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