I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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