no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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