absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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