is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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