Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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