You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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