what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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