she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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