It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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