You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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