I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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