I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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