my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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