Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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